V-Day 2006

Whitney:

My Valentime's Day consisted of the following:

1) Love letters
2) Conference calls (not involving very much love)
3) Sending an essay I wrote on V-day to my latest crush (well-received-- phew!)
4) A date with a stranger:

Check it out: I suggested a great bar in BKLYN. Seemed innocuous enough, we drank wine, got acquainted, got flirty, etc, etc... And soon things became a little bizarre-- little did I know that the bar had a scheduled 10pm Bachelor's Ball Retro Strip Tease Extravaganza! Three ladies took several turns each taking it all off-- It was all about the panties and the pasties, flowing feathers, lacey leathers, etc... and each successive lady was curvier than the next. It was pretty entertaining as far as first-date distractions go. Furthermore, I recently discovered that this particular bar has been relegated an ideal place to take someone with whom you want to get naked, pronto (original relegation was stated far more crudely)!

Happy Valentine's day! I love you!