My Universality Has Been Confirmed

Whitney:

10/5/2005 10:23 AM - hi there, would you like to chat? i liked your profile, i am bisexual and prefer being honest and open upfront

This is flattering, given that the lad has an even larger pool of humans to splash about in. Lately I've been getting advances from people of both the hetero- AND the homosexual persuasions (in real life; less so online, presumably due to the built-in search parameters). Maybe that's what happens when you turn on your heartlight.

In other news, jdate is full of stalkers and profiles that are written by the mothers of the men they portray. Let's be honest here: If I was in the market for a mother-in-law, (keeping in mind that I have my very own Jewish mother) I'd be cruising www.ExtraYenta.com. Boys, let's keep mom out of this till at least the 81st date. Seriously. Be a man! Do your own profile.