When Winks Stink
Robert:
Internet dating sites use two devices to entice subscriptions: the wink and the note. The wink is free and used to notify those you find ferociously hot. When a hottie receives your wink, he'll try accessing your profile only to discover such capabilities come with a price tag. A wink is that mischievous, frugal kid who, like Lucy with her football, guffaws when we fall on our backs.
My first, three winks EVER took place last week:
1) A 45-year-old man who authored a novel explaining our compatibility, then asked if his forty-five years were too much for my twenty-nine. No, if you look like Pierce Brosnan. Yes, if it's Drew Carey.
2) A woman living in Wichita, Kansas who described herself as “all woman on the outside” and “all man on the inside.” She gave me her bra size and asked what I thought about long-distance relationships. I think I'm not in Kansas anymore.
3) Danny DeVito’s stunt double.
posted by Whitney Wangstein @ Friday, September 09, 2005
2 Comments:
Once I was in a restaurant and had something in my eye. As I blinked furiously to free the miniscule annoyance, the waiter thought I was winking at him and gave me his number. It was obvious he got picked up a lot because he was so natural with the entire scene - like he had been picked up so many times by winking custumers. Then, I didn't want to be rude and tell him the truth - so I just never returned to the joint, even though it was a favorite haunt of mine. Jerk.
The fifty three year old man who asked if I would have a problem with his taking out his teeth before he kissed me.
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