Masters of the Datrix

While some of us are eluded by the Datrix, others of us are all over that complex maze of (ones and) zeros. What's a good thing to do if you happen to witness your ex out on a rebound date? Smile and cross the street? Follow them discreetly? Run them over with your bike? Wish them well as you cycle towards your bright, bright future?

What if you don't actually KNOW if it was a date because you just saw the new catch hovering outside your ex's pad? Is there such a thing as pre-emptive voodoo?

Moving right along...